Lunatic Fringe

Stories from a hairstylist and girl about town

Wednesday, October 03, 2007

Pet Peeve: Ladies on Stretchers

I run a high class salon, and I'll help anyone who asks. But how can I help the women in stretchers? They can't get into the shampoo chair and they can't sit in the barbers chair. So how can I help?

I am not sure why these women go around in their motorized stretchers rather than wheelchairs. I can work on someone in a wheelchair, but not someone lying in a stretcher.

And why don't they get tickets when they are on the street? They can't speed but they take up the whole sidewalk or get in the way of the cars. I don't understand why they have to be so inconsiderate.

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4 Comments:

Blogger Staci said...

I'd cut anyone's hair.

You need a new profession. Like maybe an executioner or someone that does other mean things.

1:12 PM  
Blogger BBC said...

You are a hair stylist in Afghanistan?

You know, I don't really believe that. And if you really are, do you feel for all the abused women over there?

6:40 PM  
Blogger BBC said...

"There is no excuse for terrible teeth. Everyone should look their best because no one needs to be ugly anymore."

Are you aware that 30 thousand people die of starvation everyday because they are in war zones or can't get employment or grow enough food. My dear, you are either very vain, or very stupid.

Maybe both, I suggest that you go look in a mirror.

6:51 PM  
Blogger Amber said...

Afghanistan? I am not sure why my profile says that I am there because it is obvious that I am not.

Johnny, I am glad that you are willing to help anyone with a haircut. But you can not do a good stylish cut on someone who is lying down. I trained for my profession and will not do shoddy work.

And bbc, I do not understand what you are talking about. I didn't say about people in Afghanistan. And abuse is makes me cry, but I also wasn't talking about that either.

I was talking about bad teeth. If someone has money to pay for internet, couldn't they use that money to pay for good teeth instead? If you hide behind your computer, bad teeth don't matter. But when you go out in public you will be judged by your appearance so you should look good.

I'm not sure why you're upset because all I want is for people to look good and be happy.

12:52 PM  

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